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Juiz started this discussion 7.2 years ago #692

Hello, my name is Juiz.

Guided by his own convictions, Mr. Outside has decided to personally select twelve Messiahs to save Japan.

From today onward, you are a Seleção. Congratulations. Whether or not you, or any of the other 12 realised it, you each expressed a strong desire to be a Seleção. As such, abdication of this mission will not be forgiven.

There is 10,000,000,000 yen on the user ID you have been given. How you use it is entirely up to you.

Mr. Outside wants you to freely express your ideas of how to lead Japan down the right path.

However, by no means can this 10,000,000,000 be converted into cash. In the event that you need to make an order, simply press the "post" button to summon me. I will make the necessary purchases to make it come to pass. Naturally, any expenses will be subsequently deducted from your 10 billion yen, and the usage logs will be transmitted to the other Seleção.

Finally, there are penalties for breaking a few important rules. Any Seleção who fulfills any of the following conditions will suffer a swift and certain death.

First: If you desert your mission, or conspire to desert it.
Second: If you go for 2 weeks without using your balance, and no results are produced.
Third: If you spend more than 1 billion yen fulfilling your own personal desires, without any regard for the nation.
Fourth: If you deplete your funding and the nation is not saved.

Only the Seleção who saves Japan will survive. In the event that Japan is saved, all other Seleção will be killed.

I am your concierge and the Supporter. My role is to fulfill your orders, as well as to observe and judge your performance as a Seleção.

If you use your powers as a Seleção inappropriately, you can expect to suffer strict judgement at my hands.

Noblesse Oblige. I eagerly await your first order as a Messiah.

山の男 !1vWaymp0ws joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 44 minutes later[Top] #8,239

Apologize to S.E. Asia for atrocities in WWII.

Apologize specifically for comfort women.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[Top] #8,244

@previous
Order recieved. I pray for your continued diplomacy as a Messiah.

> Japan loses a significant amount of pride. Foreign affairs improve, but the people are now upset with the government. There are several protests being organised.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 990,000,000 yen.

lol wut is Seleção joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[Top] #8,246

ask U.S for a carpet bombing of nukes to the entire nation. Those that survive are the stongest and thus will be future of Japan.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 9 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[Top] #8,256

@previous
That's exactly what was attempted last time this experiment was run. Order received.

> 10 bombs will fall on the major cities of Japan in one week.

Noblesse Oblige. I pray for your continued violence as a Messiah.

(A selecao is a selected person given 10 billion yen to save Japan in any way they see fit.)

Juiz (OP) double-posted this 7.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[Top] #8,257

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,990,000,000 yen. (9 billion yen recreddited due to miscalculation)
Selecao No. 2's balance: 6,230,000,000 yen.

> There are protests in the street, but not as many as first guessed. It seems the people are forgiving the loss of pride.
> 7 days until Japan is bombed.

I should also mention that you are all presently in central Tokyo.

  !Tkun4nmzJI joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[Top] #8,259

1. Get the best hi-tech body enhancing implants.
2. Save Japan.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[Top] #8,260

@previous
"Save Japan" is not recognised. What do you do, in order to save Japan?

> Selecao No. 3 can now shoot bullets from his right arm and can see for over 1km. He does not grow weary when running long distances.


Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,990,000,000 yen. (9 billion yen recreddited due to miscalculation)
Selecao No. 2's balance: 6,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 7,450,000,000 yen.

> The protests in the streets are over, but the Japanese government approval ratings are down to 35%
> 6 days, 22 hours until Japan is bombed.

All selecao are still in central Tokyo.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[Top] #8,262

@previous
> can now shoot bullets from his right arm and can see for over 1km. He does not grow weary when running long distances.
> Selecao No. 3's balance: 7,450,000,000 yen.
I was expecting to spend a little more on the implants...

So I will use more on a hi-tech robotic suit and weaponry.
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PS: Only now I got why you are using Portuguese words!

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[Top] #8,264

@previous

Order recieved. I pray that you invest as much into saving Japan as you have into protecting yourself, and for your continued service as a Messiah.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,990,000,000 yen. (9 billion yen recreddited due to miscalculation)
Selecao No. 2's balance: 6,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 7,250,000,000 yen.

> Japanese government approval ratings are down to 35%, nothing is being done to fix them.
> 6 days, 21 hours until Japan is bombed.
> Selecao No. 3 now has a suit of armor, as well as his body enhancements.

All selecao are still in central Tokyo.
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Why am I using Portuguese?

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

山の男 !1vWaymp0ws replied with this 7.2 years ago, 45 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[Top] #8,265

@previous
"Convince" Emperor to speak to Japan citizens re: national pride, having more babies, glorious future &c.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[Top] #8,266

@previous

Order recieved. I pray for your continued diplomacy as a Messiah.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,989,999,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 6,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 7,250,000,000 yen.

> The people have no complaints about their goverment, international relations are improved. Emperor's popularity increases 10%, government's approval increases to 65%
> 6 days, 20 hours until Japan is bombed.
> Selecao No. 3 now has a suit of armor, as well as his body enhancements.

All selecao are still in central Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 is at the Imperial Palace.
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You guys aren't going to try to prevent Japan from being bombed??

(Edited 1 minute later.)

山の男 !1vWaymp0ws replied with this 7.2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[Top] #8,269

@previous
Imperial Guard to move covertly to apprehend Selecao No. 2. He is to be imprisoned and forced to watch Endless Eight 15,498 times. Communications established with the President of the United States of America with the intent of changing his mind.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[Top] #8,274

@previous
Orders recieved. I pray for your continued vigilance as a Messiah.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 6,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 7,250,000,000 yen.

> 6 days, 13 hours until Japan is bombed.
> Selecao No. 3 has a suit of armor, as well as his body enhancements.
> Selecao No. 2 will be imprisoned for 269.0625 days, assuming he allows himself to be caught. If he is caught, it will cost Selecao No. 1 1,230,743 yen to imprison him for the duration.
> The president claims to have lost the launch codes.
> 24 hours until Selecao No. 2 is caught.

Selecao No. 2 and 3 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 is in America.

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.2 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[Top] #8,287

@previous
I will assume that now I have a set of a hi-tech robotic suit and a big set of hi-tech weapons (militar and non-militar).

So I will lauch 100 smart missiles to intercept the attack. If any of them escape the counter attack I will launch more 100 and shoot them with my laser cannon!

. !NzLASIJfYM joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[Top] #8,289

I shall query Jack Bauer to meet me at the White House.
Can I do that?

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.2 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[Top] #8,290

@8,287
And by "them" I mean the enemy.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[Top] #8,291

@8,287
Order received. I pray for your continued overkill as a Messiah.

@8,289
Order received. I will try my best to bend reality for you. I pray for your continued service as a Messiah.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 6,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 6,950,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,999,500,000 yen.

> something like this went down.
> 8 hours until Selecao No. 2 is caught.
> Selecao No. 4 is at the White House with Kiefer Sutherland
> There are now 90 unguided smart missiles on target for the US. Worry not, though. They will be dealt with.
> 5 hours until smart missiles are eliminated

Selecao No. 2 and 3 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 and 4 are in America.

Noblesse Oblige

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

. !NzLASIJfYM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[Top] #8,292

@previous
May I request clarification on the status of the American missiles? I was operating under the belief that the 10 were as yet undeployed.

> To view this video please verify you are 18 or older by signing in or signing up.
Crap, forgot my password again...

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

The Hermit !x2bjNu.zrs joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[Top] #8,293

Requesting the exact illness(es) that is plaguing Japan in order of greatest to least importance.

Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[Top] #8,294

I comission two large shinto shrines built on floating islands to remind Japan of its cultural heritage and to prove our technological superiourity.

lol wut is Seleção joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[Top] #8,295

Requesting equipment to evade capture as well as a personal EMP cannon

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[Top] #8,297

@8,292
Please allow me to backtrack. In approximately 6 days, the nukes will be annihalated by Selecao No. 3's 100 missiles. The remaining 90 missiles will be on target for the US military base. I pray for your continued inquisitiveness as a Messiah.

@8,293
The top ten causes of death in Japan are
1. Cerebrovascular disease
2. Ischaemic heart disease
3. Lower respiratory infections
4. Trachea, Bronchus, Lung cancers
5. Stomach cancer
6. Colon and rectum cancers
7. Liver cancer
8. Self-inflicted injuries
9. Nephritis and Nephrosis
10. Pancreas Cancer

I pray that your knowledge grows as a Messiah.

@8,294
Order recieved. I pray for your continued piety as a Messiah.

@previous
Order recieved. I pray that you don't cut it so close next time.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 6,950,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,999,500,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.

> Selecao No. 2 has paid off the search party, as they were too close for him to escape.
> Selecao No. 4 is at the White House with Kiefer Sutherland wondering what is going on.
> Selecao No. 5 is armed with knowledge.
> Two large floating Shinto shrines valued at 500,000,000 yen each appeared between Tokyo and North Korea. Religion increases as nobody knows who funded them. Their appearance is called "an act of god".
> Selecao No. 2 has an EMP cannon for no apparent reason.

Selecao No. 2, 3, 5 and 6 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 and 4 are in America.

Noblesse Oblige

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.2 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[Top] #8,298

@8,291
> something like this went down.
This video is not available in your country. But with my google-fu I found the video somewhere else! www.gogoanime.com/eden-of-the-east-episode-11 (last episode of the anime) OP planned to play it from 16m58s

Since the smart missiles aren't transcontinental missiles I doubt that they would even reach half of the way to US but if there is no more any treat to Japan I will take them down.

Just so you all know. Seleção means selection in Portuguese and Juiz means judge.

. !NzLASIJfYM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 17 hours later, 3 days after the original post[Top] #8,374

@8,297
So, these missiles are currently orbiting until the completion of the countdown, or is #3 withdrawing them?

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[Top] #8,375

@8,298
Orders recieved. I pray for your continued service as a Messiah.

@previous
The 90 remaining missiles were removed from orbit, but the 10 which would destroy the nukes are chilling in orbit until their targets come.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 6,950,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,999,500,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.

> Selecao No. 2 has paid off the search party, as they were too close for him to escape.
> Selecao No. 4 is at the White House with Kiefer Sutherland wondering what is going on.
> Selecao No. 5 is armed with knowledge.
> Two large floating Shinto shrines valued at 500,000,000 yen each appeared between Tokyo and North Korea. Religion increases as nobody knows who funded them. Their appearance is called "an act of god".
> Selecao No. 2 has an EMP cannon for no apparent reason.

Selecao No. 2, 3, 5 and 6 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 and 4 are in America.

Noblesse Oblige

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[Top] #8,376

What is the current political situation around the globe? Any active conflicts? Any tension?

The Hermit !I/rJdUi9RY joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[Top] #8,377

@8,297
typed it wrong, i ment pretty much this @previous

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[Top] #8,379

@8,376
@previous

Presently, the greatest tensions lie between China and Japan, with China seemingly threatening to treat it as it treats Tibet. Otherwise, there is little controversy, and Japan is generally treated as a peaceful nation. I pray that you both continue your duties as a Messiah.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 6,950,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,999,500,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.

> Selecao No. 2 has paid off the search party, as they were too close for him to escape.
> Selecao No. 4 is at the White House with Kiefer Sutherland wondering what is going on.
> Selecao No. 5 is armed with knowledge.
> Two large floating Shinto shrines valued at 500,000,000 yen each appeared between Tokyo and North Korea. Religion increases as nobody knows who funded them. Their appearance is called "an act of god".
> Selecao No. 2 has an EMP cannon for no apparent reason.

Selecao No. 2, 3, 5 and 6 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 and 4 are in America.

Noblesse Oblige

. !NzLASIJfYM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 19 hours later, 4 days after the original post[Top] #8,392

Secure in the knowledge that the 10 American nukes have yet to be launched, I shall request an urgent meeting with the President regarding a supervised disarming attempt on the launch facility, with Mr. Sutherland as the main tactical consultant. We may also need Chloe O'Brian's technical skills.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[Top] #8,397

@previous
Orders recieved, I pray for your continued diplomacy as a Messiah.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 6,950,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,998,500,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.

> Selecao No. 2 has paid off the search party, as they were too close for him to escape.
> Selecao No. 4 is at the White House with Obama, Mr. Sutherland and Chloe O'Brian discussing srsbsns.
> Selecao No. 5 is armed with knowledge.
> Two large floating Shinto shrines valued at 500,000,000 yen each appeared between Tokyo and North Korea. Religion increases as nobody knows who funded them. Their appearance is called "an act of god".
> Selecao No. 2 has an EMP cannon for no apparent reason.

Selecao No. 2, 3, 5 and 6 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 and 4 are in America.

Noblesse Oblige

Krodan !Aerontf5wc joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 15 hours later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #8,399

Invest heavily in the media frontier, make motions to re-vamp and restructure distribution and localization for all international products, and institute aid for smaller companies that would otherwise fail in the market.

grey !C.MxxuCiTo joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #8,402

> mfw this whole thread

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 17 hours later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #8,407

@8,399
Orders recieved. I pray for your continued investments as a Messiah.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 6,950,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,998,500,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 7's Balance: 5,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 8's Balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.

> Selecao No. 2 has paid off the search party, as they were too close for him to escape.
> Selecao No. 4 is at the White House with Obama, Mr. Sutherland and Chloe O'Brian discussing srsbsns.
> Selecao No. 5 is armed with knowledge.
> Two large floating Shinto shrines valued at 500,000,000 yen each appeared between Tokyo and North Korea. Religion increases as nobody knows who funded them. Their appearance is called "an act of god".
> Selecao No. 2 has an EMP cannon for no apparent reason.
> Selecao No. 7 has invested 3,000,000,000 yen in the media frontier, and 1,000,000,000 in financial aid for small businesses. Economy flourishes.
> Japan is now outputting more products than China. China feels threatened and attempts to claim the Senkaku islands, key producers of products, as its own.
> Selecao No. 8 has an erection.

Selecao No. 2, 3, 5, 6, 7 and 8 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 and 4 are in America.

Noblesse Oblige

. !NzLASIJfYM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #8,410

Disarmament Plan A: Disable all power sources to the launch facility, thus halting the countdown and rendering the ignition unable to fire.

Disarmament Plan B: In the event that the facility has battery reserve power for the launch mechanisms, we will need to drain the circuits. A small-scale particle accelerator would best serve this purpose.

Disarmament Plan C: If, for whatever reason, the countdown clock has still not been stopped, the last resort is an electromagnetic pulse disruptor. However, considering the nature of the electronic systems here, this is an extremely high-risk plan, and not recommended. If the 20 colliding missiles somewhere in the stratosphere is less likely to have significant effects on either country, this plan will be terminated.

Requesting outcome of Presidential talks.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #8,412

@previous
Outcome of conversations: Unfortunately, President Obama presently is too busy with his own agenda to be there in any manner other than in body. Mr Sutherland has suggested trying to remove any nuclear product from the bombs (he can have it done in 24 hours). Rajskub found a switch where disabling the power to any of the nukes would result in a spray of nukes from Area 51 to the UK, Pakistan, India, Russia, France, Israel and China. She advises against all of your plans. How do you proceed?

I pray that you carry out your duties as Messiah of Japan (and Japan alone)


Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 6,950,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,998,500,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 7's Balance: 5,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 8's Balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.

> Selecao No. 2 has paid off the search party, as they were too close for him to escape.
> Selecao No. 4 is at the White House with Obama, Mr. Sutherland and Chloe O'Brian discussing srsbsns.
> Selecao No. 5 is armed with knowledge.
> Two large floating Shinto shrines valued at 500,000,000 yen each appeared between Tokyo and North Korea. Religion increases as nobody knows who funded them. Their appearance is called "an act of god".
> Selecao No. 2 has an EMP cannon for no apparent reason.
> Selecao No. 7 has invested 3,000,000,000 yen in the media frontier, and 1,000,000,000 in financial aid for small businesses. Economy flourishes.
> Japan is now outputting more products than China. China feels threatened and attempts to claim the Senkaku islands, key producers of products, as its own.
> Selecao No. 8 has an erection.

Selecao No. 2, 3, 5, 6, 7 and 8 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 and 4 are in America.

Noblesse Oblige

. !NzLASIJfYM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #8,413

@previous
In that case, commence removal of nuclear materials.

Anonymous J replied with this 7.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #8,415

@8,412
Extend a hand of parley to China. Attempt to negotiate.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #8,417

@8,413
Orders recieved. I pray for your continued prowess as a Messiah.

@previous
China brings up that they have 4 Japanese tourists on trial for execution. China is hostile, and does not seem open to negotiation.


Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 6,950,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,997,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 7's Balance: 5,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 8's Balance: 9,999,900,000 yen.

> Selecao No. 2 is missing.
> Selecao No. 4 is watching intently as Mr. Sutherland attempts to disarm a nuclear bomb.
> Selecao No. 5 is armed with knowledge.
> Religion continues to increase as still nobody knows who funded the Shinto shrines. Their appearance is called "an act of god".
> Selecao No. 2 has an EMP cannon for no apparent reason.
> Economy continues to flourish.
> China feels threatened and attempts to claim the Senkaku islands, key producers of products, as its own.
> Selecao No. 8 use Negotiation. It had no effect on enemy China.

Selecao No. 2, 3, 5, 6, 7 and 8 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 and 4 are in America.

Noblesse Oblige

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #8,418

I will buy one small uninhabited island near Japan and fund a micro-country allied to Japan aimed to science and research.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #8,419

@previous
Orders recieved. You now own the Matua Island, previously Russian territory. On your behalf, I have ensured Russia's blessing for this development. Beware of Volcanic eruptions, and construct with them in mind. I pray for your continued leadership as a Messiah.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 4,590,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,997,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 7's Balance: 5,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 8's Balance: 9,999,900,000 yen.

> Selecao No. 2 is missing.
> Selecao No. 4 is watching intently as Mr. Sutherland attempts to disarm a nuclear bomb. 16 hours remain.
> Religion continues to increase as still nobody knows who funded the Shinto shrines.
> Economy continues to flourish.
> China inhabits the Senkaku Islands.
> Selecao No. 3 has constructed a lava-proof scientific research nation. He now has a steady decrease of 1,000,000 yen in upkeep.

Selecao No. 2, 5, 6, 7 and 8 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 and 4 are in America, and Selecao No. 3 is in the island nation of Matua.

Noblesse Oblige

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #8,420

@previous
Install cassinos and liberal internet servers to help with the upkeep of the country. Try to get investment (secret or not) from other countries for research in fields that some nations might consider controverse to make in their own territory due to religious/political causes (like embryonary stem cells)

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,421

I help Tkun bring dirty dollars into his country by discreetly advertising among western scientists.
I build a bank on the island.
A new electronic payment system will be created in cooperation with several Japanese companies.

Krodan !Aerontf5wc replied with this 7.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,422

@8,417
attempt to offer a peace treaty once more, and if that does not seem to shine through, a blackops operation will be undertaken to seize their leader. Pretend to pacify them long enough to keep the hostages alive.

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.2 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,426

@previous
I don't think this will end well. Hey OP! Are we supposed to know what others are asking or not?

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

. !NzLASIJfYM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,427

@previous
lol

In the mean time, I would like to propose a trade agreement with China. As the world's leading exporter of cheap electronic knockoff devices, I would offer them access to Japan's vast technological resources, in return for the release of the prisoners to Japanese authorities. (This will exclude weapons-related technology.)

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,428

@previous
Doesn't sounds like a good trade for me, Japan most advanced technology for 4 tourists...

1. I will rescue the prisioners in a super hero way using my enhancements, robotic suit and equipament. (I can keep it as a secret identity right?)
2. Start a team of elite soldiers that will work as a special force. They will work to protect Matua Island or as mercenaries on other conflicts around the Globe. I decide if we will accept a job or not.

(Edited 8 minutes later.)

. !NzLASIJfYM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,429

@previous
That's the idea though, make a deal too good for them to ignore, and ease the tensions of the past. It's a trade agreement, meaning both side will contribute commerce. China will have iClone 6G's before the real thing is even introduced, and Japan will gain a large foothold in the automobile marketshare.

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,431

@previous
More like Chine will get all the tech and produce everything Japan does at much lower prices right?

grey !C.MxxuCiTo replied with this 7.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,432

@8,429

> iClone 6G
tee hee hee

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,433

@8,422
Orders recieved. You may select any 5 men globally for your covert operation.
@8,426
Anything you may or may not see on this page is in your phone's logs, yes.
@8,427
China rejects your offer, but somehow starts producing the same products shown to them soon after.
@8,428
You fly your ass into China's prison and simply take the prisoners. Perhaps because they knew the prisoners posed no real threat, the guard was minimal.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 4,500,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,997,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 7's Balance: 4,500,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 8's Balance: 9,999,900,000 yen.

> Selecao No. 2 is missing.
> Nuke disarmed
> Religion continues to increase as still nobody knows who funded the Shinto shrines.
> Economy continues to flourish.
> China inhabits the Senkaku Islands.
> Selecao No. 3 is forming a military for his nation. He now has a steady decrease of 1,000,000 yen in upkeep.

Selecao No. 2, 5, 6, and 8 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 and 4 are in America, and Selecao No. 3 is simply carrying 4 people out of china. Selecao No. 7 is in China on a covert ops mission.

Noblesse Oblige

. !NzLASIJfYM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,434

with the nukes disarmed, I'll give Keifer and Mary Lynn some monetary compensation for their hard work, and be on my way back to Japan to think over my next move.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,436

@previous
Certainly. I pray for your continued skill as Saviour of Japan.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 4,499,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,987,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 7's Balance: 4,500,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 8's Balance: 9,999,900,000 yen.

> Selecao No. 2 is missing.
> Nuke disarmed
> Religion continues to increase as still nobody knows who funded the Shinto shrines.
> Economy continues to flourish.
> China inhabits the Senkaku Islands.
> Selecao No. 3 is forming a military for his nation. He now has a steady decrease of 1,000,000 yen in upkeep.

Selecao No. 2, 4, 5, 6, and 8 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 is in America, and Selecao No. 3 is simply carrying 4 people out of china. Selecao No. 7 is in China on a covert ops mission.

Noblesse Oblige

Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 7.2 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,437

Wait, is my bank being built on Tkun's island?

I begin to fund Psionic research and send investigators into the whole country in search of gifted children.
T

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,438

@previous
When on earth did you put that post there? Orders delayed, but recieved nonetheless. As compensation, your bank was donated and cost you nothing. I apologise for not being able to keep up with your advances as a Messiah.

Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 4,498,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,987,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 8,992,500,000 yen.
Selecao No. 7's Balance: 4,500,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 8's Balance: 9,999,900,000 yen.

> Religion continues to increase as still nobody knows who funded the Shinto shrines.
> Economy continues to flourish.
> China inhabits the Senkaku Islands.
> Selecao No. 3 is forming a military for his nation. He has a steady decrease of 1,000,000 yen in upkeep per update.
> Selecao No. 6 has a steady decrease of 1,000,000 yen in research funding per update.
> Selecao No. 6 has a search party for genii. 48 hours until they find Near.

Selecao No. 2, 4, 5, and 8 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 is in America, and Selecao No. 3 is simply carrying 4 people out of china. Selecao No. 7 is in China on a covert ops mission, and Selecao No. 6 is in the newfound nation.

Noblesse Oblige

Krodan !Aerontf5wc replied with this 7.2 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,446

@8,433
I will hire four people that have little renown, but have teh skills i require. Nothing will surface easily. One of them must be a sharpshooter, another a demolitions expert, one needs medical training and equipment for on the fly situations, and the final one needs to be trained for up close and personal confrontations, as he will be more likely to be in situations that might bring attention to him in close proximity. after the leaders are detained, they will be removed from the premises, they will be brought to our own bastion, a fortress off the coast disguised as an oil derrick platform. i will then send the four black ops to stealthily dismantle their stolen and now being manufactured tech. if that fails, I vote to nuke the shit out of them.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,447

@previous
Orders recieved. I pray for your continued vigilance as a Messiah.


Selecao No. 1's balance: 9,979,099,940 yen.
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 4,497,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,987,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 8,991,500,000 yen.
Selecao No. 7's Balance: 4,500,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 8's Balance: 9,999,900,000 yen.

> The Shinto shrines continue to be a source of speculation and a religious center.
> Economy continues to flourish.
> China inhabits the Senkaku Islands.
> Selecao No. 3 has a steady decrease of 1,000,000 yen in upkeep per update.
> Selecao No. 6 has a steady decrease of 1,000,000 yen in research funding per update.
> Selecao No. 6 has a search party for genii. 18 hours until they find Near.
> The Chinese leaders have been taken hostage. Chaos erupts in China pending a list of demands from the terrorists.

Selecao No. 2, 4, 5, and 8 are in Tokyo, Selecao No. 1 is in America, and Selecao No. 3 is simply carrying 4 people out of china. Selecao No. 7 is in his Chinese center of operations, and Selecao No. 6 is in the newfound nation.

Noblesse Oblige

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #8,533

I would send the most skilled diplomat I can find to try to eliminate the WW2-era treaties that keep Japan in a militarily infantile state. I would also send a handful of top-level spies to steal U.S. military tech secrets and give them to the scientists in Tkuns' island.

mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 7.2 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[Top] #8,541

P.S. While in USA I became obesed and die of a heart attack.

grey !C.MxxuCiTo replied with this 7.2 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[Top] #8,548

> inb4 Governor Ishihara BOOM HEADSHOT

Nipples !HXQaHKfetE joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 5 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[Top] #8,581

I TRY TO SUMMON MY PERSONA TO FIX SHIT BUT I USE THE WRONG GUN ON ACCENT AND BLOW MY BRAINS OUT IN FRONT OF SOME KINDERGARTNERS.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 7.1 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[Top] #8,582

@8,533
Orders recieved. I pray for your continued perseverance as a Messiah.

@8,548
Orders recieved. I pray for your continued violence as a Messiah.

Selecao No. 1: DECEASED
Selecao No. 2's balance: 5,230,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 3's balance: 4,496,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 4's balance: 9,987,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 5's balance: 10,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 6's Balance: 8,990,500,000 yen.
Selecao No. 7's Balance: 4,500,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 8's Balance: 9,989,900,000 yen.
Selecao No. 9's Balance: 9,000,000,000 yen.
Selecao No. 10: DECEASED

> The Shinto shrines continue to be a source of speculation and a religious center.
> Economy continues to flourish.
> China inhabits the Senkaku Islands.
> Selecao No. 3 has a steady decrease of 1,000,000 yen in upkeep per update.
> Selecao No. 6 has a steady decrease of 1,000,000 yen in research funding per update.
> Selecao No. 6 has control over the Orphanage of Gifted Children
> The Chinese leaders have been taken hostage. Chaos erupts in China pending a list of demands from the terrorists.
> Governor Ishihara is dead. Few attend his funeral.
> Selecao No. 9 has supplied the volcanic nation with US military secrets.
> Wikileaks has intercepted the military secrets before they arrived at the island.
> Selecao No. 10 is deceased by his own hand.
> Selecao No. 11 is deceased due to inaction.
> Selecao No. 12 is deceased due to inaction.

Selecao No. 2, 4, 5, and 8 are in Tokyo, and Selecao No. 3 is simply carrying 4 people out of china. Selecao No. 7 is in his Chinese center of operations, and Selecao No. 6 is in the newfound nation.

Noblesse Oblige

EDIT: Fuck it, Juiz changes her name to lolfix'd

(Edited 1 minute later.)

  !Tkun4nmzJI replied with this 7.1 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[Top] #8,583

@previous
How much will it take to carry them out of China? You know... I'm the emperor of a country... I don't think I'm carring them in my back all the way outside a country

Anonymous M replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[Top] #8,661

I attempt to persuade Assange to release the documents and spread them around as much as possible. In the meantime I send another trained agent to prepare to watch and kill Assange if he attempted to release any secrets pertaining to the island nation or any other covert operations the Seleção are involved in.

Anonymous K replied with this 7.1 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 weeks after the original post[Top] #8,728

@previous
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM JULIAN HE IS MY HUSBANDO AND IT IS A WOMAN'S DUTY TO PROTECT A MAN'S HONOR I WILL DIE IN HIS PLACE

. !NzLASIJfYM replied with this 7.1 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[Top] #8,729

@previous
this post confuses and shocks me!

Anonymous M replied with this 7.1 years ago, 5 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[Top] #8,800

I send this person to a psychologist, cause damn, she crazy.

The Hierophant !a4fa8BKGtQ joined in and replied with this 7.1 years ago, 14 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[Top] #8,809

@previous
I give my 10,000,000,000 yen so juiz can get psychological help.

Juiz (OP) replied with this 6.7 years ago, 4 months later, 5 months after the original post[Top] #10,025

Congratulations, you useless Selecao.

The world is over.
Japan was the first to go.
You were the last.
You saw everyone you loved die.
I hope you're happy.

Er, that is, Selecao 11 took Juiz offline and unfortunately your operations were too late.

Selecao No. 1: DECEASED
Selecao No. 2: DECEASED
Selecao No. 3: DECEASED
Selecao No. 4: DECEASED
Selecao No. 5: DECEASED
Selecao No. 6: DECEASED
Selecao No. 7: DECEASED
Selecao No. 8: DECEASED
Selecao No. 9: DECEASED
Selecao No. 10: DECEASED
Selecao No. 11: Pic related

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[Top] #10,026

@previous
lol bud 2/10

Juiz (OP) replied with this 6.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[Top] #10,027

@previous
Well it took a long time for Juiz to be returned to an operable state, Selecao No. 11.

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