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Topic: Rabid Fangirls


Anonymous A started this discussion 7.7 years ago #114

I have to deal with them every day. They all have shitty tastes in shows and can't shut up about yaoi. Do any of you have to deal with them?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later[Top] #1,003

A lot of my friends are fan girls. They even liked the Tsubasa anime.
Yes. Really.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[Top] #1,005

Yaoi fanboy here.

Lol, women talk about yaoi in real life?
Wat.

Anonymous B replied with this 7.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[Top] #1,008

@previous

All the fucking time.

Anonymous C replied with this 7.7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[Top] #1,010

@previous

Why???

maybe they think it makes them look hipster or scenester or whatthefuckster?
Why would anyone talk about their favorite porn in real life?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[Top] #1,016

@previous
I have no fucking idea why, but it's quite a thing in my area. They bring it to class and read it instead of working.

Anonymous C replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[Top] #1,017

@previous

Lucky bastard, if I lived near you I could probably get laid easily after them discovering that I was a bisexual that reads yaoi. :3

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[Top] #1,028

@previous
No, it's not that easy. They're all like asexuals. The ONLY guys they're into are in yaoi.

Anonymous B replied with this 7.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[Top] #1,030

@1,017

Never thought of it that way. Damn. Luckyass yaoi reading bisexuals.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[Top] #1,050

@1,028

Does Bridget counts as yaoi? You know, everbody is gay for Bridget!

Anonymous C replied with this 7.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[Top] #1,051

@previous

It has been forever since I had seen Bridget brought up in a conversation.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[Top] #1,053

@1,050

There needs to be a version of godwins law for this.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #1,394

I feel left out because I'm into yuri. Nobody wants to talk about yuri IRL. T_T

grey joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #1,402

@previous

> I feel left out because I'm into yuri. Nobody wants to talk about yuri IRL. T_T

That makes me think. Why is it that yaoi loveing female otaku openly talk about their love for yaoi, yet female or male otaku who love hentai or yuri keep it to them selves.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #1,408

I think that females are allowed to watch yaoi because it's considered hot/cute for them to like it. No one wants to think about a guy beating it to hentai. It isn't fair but it's how things work.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #1,415

I hate yaoi and I dun like yuri either. FUTA FOR THE FUCKING WIIIIIIIIN~ >:O
-On

Anonymous B replied with this 7.7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #1,418

@previous

Freak. I dont mine ONE futa, as long as there are other dickless girls to compensate for it.

Anonymous C replied with this 7.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #1,419

@previous

Futa x Male

For the win.

Anonymous B replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #1,421

@previous

> Futa x Male
>
> For the win.

No.

Anonymous C replied with this 7.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #1,425

@previous

Yes.

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 7.7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[Top] #1,433

@previous

NO FAGGOT.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 7.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,440

@previous

Futa x Boy - Still gay, acceptable if the boy is not the receiving end
Futa x Girl - Win
Futa x Futa - Epic Win
Futa x Futa x Futa - Epic Win^2

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,444

@previous

> Futa x Boy - Still gay, acceptable if the boy is not the receiving end
> Futa x Girl - Win
> Futa x Futa - Epic Win
> Futa x Futa x Futa - Epic Win^2

Congratulations. your a gay fag.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,459

@previous

> > Futa x Boy - Still gay, acceptable if the boy is not the receiving end
> > Futa x Girl - Win
> > Futa x Futa - Epic Win
> > Futa x Futa x Futa - Epic Win^2
>
> Congratulations. your a gay fag.

> gay fag
Facepalm

Anonymous E replied with this 7.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,460

@previous

I'm a lesbian fag!

Anonymous B replied with this 7.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,461

@previous

This is not a roleplaying thread.

Anonymous E replied with this 7.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,463

@previous

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Anonymous K replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,464

@previous

> I put on my robe and wizard hat.

But you forgot your pants and panty. Charisma + 10 (only if your're a girl. -10 for dingle dong).

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

Anonymous E replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,465

@previous
It's a quote from "The Saga of Bloodninja"
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

Anonymous K replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,466

@previous

> It's a quote from "The Saga of Bloodninja"
> http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

I cast a "tl;dr" barrier.

Anonymous B replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,468

@previous

> > It's a quote from "The Saga of Bloodninja"
> > http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
>
> I cast a "tl;dr" barrier.

Magic Missile!

Anonymous K replied with this 7.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,470

@previous

> > > It's a quote from "The Saga of Bloodninja"
> > > http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
> >
> > I cast a "tl;dr" barrier.
>
> Magic Missile!

I do a barrelroll. I rolled 69. I evaded successfully.
I put up my cool face (effect: target either goes into rage or tells me to get the fuck out of here)

Anonymous E replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,473

@previous

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

Anonymous B replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,474

@1,470

I counter with Trollface. Target either rages or has to come up with a counter-troll.

Anonymous K replied with this 7.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,475

@1,473

My tl;dr barrier is still in effect.

@previous
I cast "Cool story, bro" to nullify your trollface effect.

Anonymous E replied with this 7.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,476

@previous

I use literacy attack! Now you are literate!

Anonymous B replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,477

@1,475

I summon Longcat. "Longcat! Use Bind!"
Longcat used Bind.
It was super effective!

Anonymous K replied with this 7.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,479

@1,476

I cast "Spread the word!" and your literacy attack is diverted.

@previous

I summon tacgnol to encounter your longcat's spell.
Then they went into a cat fight, a LONG one.

Anonymous E replied with this 7.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,480

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t--bdVhU1U

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 13 hours later, 6 days after the original post[Top] #1,496

@1,479

The epic battle between Longcat and Tacgnol causes a apocalyptic reaction in the earths molten core. I teleport off this planet to a new land, leaving you behind.

(Edited 4 hours later by a moderator.)

Anonymous E replied with this 7.7 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #1,528

@previous

A tentacle creature welcome you with a big hug and a bottle of TENTACLE gRAPE!

Anonymous C replied with this 7.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #1,529

@previous

I undress myself as I step slowly into the purple mass of love, while each tentacle caresses my naked body.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #1,533

You guys really need to spend some time in Tokyo. Japanese Fangirlz have a special allure all their own; there are very few things as hawt as a Harajuku girl cosplaying Card Captor Sakura.

Not kidding.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 7.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #1,543

@previous

I wish there was like, some sort of data base or something where non-Japanese otaku can store and share amature photos of Akihabara and Harajuku. So we can see what stuff is like there from people like us who are actually there.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #1,554

@1,529

The tentacle monster trembles with a mixture of joy and fear.
"I-its my first time." He says, "Are you s-sure this is okay?

Anonymous C replied with this 7.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[Top] #1,558

@previous

I say "of course!" while I pull a tentacle into my mouth and begin sucking on it.
:
:3
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