You will never have a bass playing japanese girlfriend.
at least i have chicken...
>>562>that anatomyIF YOU HAVE CHICKEN, THEN EAT IT.
bitches don't know about that crazy anime metabolism. specially once you get dat hollow leg sticker
>>568That crazy anime metabolism is called EXERCISE!!!Walk/bike to the schoolwalk/bike to the grocerywalk/bike to the workTo be fair I think there is something else than that. Based on the countries I have been on seems like the amount of simple sugar consumed makes a lot of difference. Places where people consume a lot of sugar, corn syrup, etc seems to have much more obese people than places where they eat a lot of meat, fat and little vegetables.
>>571and yes, i realise there is no joke, but that is the closest reaction image i have
NOT UNTIL I GO TO NIPPONLAND AND AMAZE HER WITH MY LEET GUITAR RIFFS
The only reason a woman would play an instrument is for male attention anyway. So fuck it.
>>586Since when women need to play anything to get male attention? Males are the ones who need to have a nice car, lots of cash, be a jerk or play an instrument to get female attention.
Oh, I know the don't need it. I'm just saying that they that its the only reason they do it.
>>587everything notable ever done by anybody was for attention from the [s]opposite[/s] desired sex
>>590except for homosexuals
>>591which is why i attempted to use strikethrough tags
This maketh me to be quite sad!